What Does Bigfoot Want for Christmas?

December 20, 2012

It’s Christmastime for all of God’s creatures, so I asked my coworkers what they would get Bigfoot for Christmas. Here are some of their answers:

• Electric shaver
• Eyelash curler
• Fruit cake
• Day at the spa
• S’mores Kit
• Chocolate fountain
• Comb
• Cherry Cordials
• Beef Jerky
• Deodorant
• Fondue
• Nice smelling soap
• Loofah
• Mane ‘n Tail hair care products
• Straightening Iron
• Membership to the Steak of the Month club

It’s hard to say if Bigfoot would actually want any of these things, but it’s the thought that counts.

Sandra P.
Blue Springs North Branch