Orville Redenbacher Interviews Aristotle
December 15, 2010
Boilermaker? Nevermind. Observation is my school and I go to school every day.
I have heard that you were the last person to acquire all knowledge.
Yes. I have swam the deepest seas the sciences have to offer.
Do you like being called the Philosopher?
No my real name is Steve. Steve Aristotle. Would you like to be called the Essence of Popcorn?
Yes, but I am currently the Grand Marshall of the Popcorn Parade of Indiana so the Essence will have to wait.
What are those things on your nose?
These? Well these are my glasses. They help me see things. Would you like to try them on?
That would be the golden means.
Where are you going? Let the record show that Aristotle has stolen my glasses!
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