Oh Where, Oh Where Has My Little Lunch Gone?

June 25, 2010

The blue lunch bag in the bottom right corner of the fridge is MIA. It is somewhere I'm sure!

It contained a delicious, lean Virginia ham, sharp cheddar cheese, crisp romaine lettuce, juicy red ripe on the vine tomato, and was slathered with veggie dip. A plump cluster of red grape to hold me over until dinner would have been my afternoon snack.

The police were summoned but a missing lunch report could not be filed until 48 hours after the initial disappearance.

If you see me face down at the circ desk this afternoon start a glucose IV.  In the meantime, D. will be conducting breathalyzer tests for tracks of veggie dip and grape residue.

Have a Happy day and if my lunch is sitting on the kitchen counter when I get home please accept my sincerest apology.

Jean T.