Oh Where, Oh Where Has My Little Lunch Gone?
June 25, 2010
The blue lunch bag in the bottom right corner of the fridge is MIA. It is somewhere I'm sure!
It contained a delicious, lean Virginia ham, sharp cheddar cheese, crisp romaine lettuce, juicy red ripe on the vine tomato, and was slathered with veggie dip. A plump cluster of red grape to hold me over until dinner would have been my afternoon snack.
The police were summoned but a missing lunch report could not be filed until 48 hours after the initial disappearance.
If you see me face down at the circ desk this afternoon start a glucose IV. In the meantime, D. will be conducting breathalyzer tests for tracks of veggie dip and grape residue.
Have a Happy day and if my lunch is sitting on the kitchen counter when I get home please accept my sincerest apology.
Jean T.Tags: just for fun, food