Holy Steroids, Batman!
July 11, 2012
The Dark Knight Rises premiers at your local theatre on July 20th. What better way for the man hero to end this series than to face a performance enhanced behemoth named Bane? I, for one, can’t wait. It’s classic! The stuff that sports fans and comic fans alike can get into.
I mean, who doesn’t like Batman? Batman is a regular dude who happens to have enough money to become a superhero. Give me an unlimited budget and I’d clean up the streets of Kansas City.
I can be Batman. You can be Batman. And this time, he’s facing off against the big swole dude, a guy that uses a drug to get his strength. You gotta beat this dude, Batman. We don’t use drugs in this country to get ahead. Us regular dudes are counting on you!
South Independence Branch