Garth Brooks Interviews Napoleon Bonaparte
December 28, 2010
Bucko, let's go down to business. It's four in the afternoon, you said you would be here at two, what's the deal man? I've been sitting on my duff for two hours.
The emperor has no concern for the banalities of clock work.
So Monsieur Bonaparte, what were your concerns for the last two hours?
These matters are above your rank.
Okie's 'bout to start pounding skull!
RELAX GARTH. Three words. Crossiant. Caravan. Buffet. I say no more.
Dang Napoleon! That sounds great. Let's get down to business, what is the coolest thing you ever did?
There was this one time when I ruled most of Europe. It was a very special time. My question for you is how are you, a mere minstrel, able to address a man of stature such as myself?
I've got two reasons. One, I've sold a billion albums. Two, I've made about a trillion dollars.
So you can do whatever you please?
Yeah pretty much wear a cowboy hat all the time. Plus I go to major league spring training and hit ground balls whenever I want.
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