Burr and Hamilton to Radio Show Host: "Hello America! We're Back!"
Pushcart Prize Nominee Gabe Durham recently sat down with founding fathers Alexander Hamilton and Aaron Burr on his fictional radio show as they came clean about their bumpy past and their ruddy future. Thanks for the transcript Gabe!
For the first time in the history of the world, Orville Wright has agreed to interview Amelia Earhart for a library blog. All thanks must go to renowned fictioneer Rachel Glaser for making this possible.
As a top flier, there are many unaccountable dangers, what are your opinions of the Bermuda triangle? Or do you deny its existence(these are modern times)?
Aristotle, thank you for agreeing to be interviewed. Your popping corn will be delivered to your cave shortly. I promise it is most delicious. First question, I went to Purdue, I am a Boilermaker, what school did you go to?
Boilermaker? Nevermind. Observation is my school and I go to school every day.
I have heard that you were the last person to acquire all knowledge.
Yes. I have swam the deepest seas the sciences have to offer.
The writer Scott McClanahan overheard the following conversation between Frank James and John Browns. It was five in the morning, and they were sitting across the table from each other at a Hardee's. He was able to transcribe it for our benefit. Thanks Scott!
Bucko, let's go down to business. It's four in the afternoon, you said you would be here at two, what's the deal man? I've been sitting on my duff for two hours.
The emperor has no concern for the banalities of clock work.
So Monsieur Bonaparte, what were your concerns for the last two hours?
These matters are above your rank.
Okie's 'bout to start pounding skull!
RELAX GARTH. Three words. Crossiant. Caravan. Buffet. I say no more.
Why are you at the library tonight? For free food and Anime club and to hang out with friends
What books did you check out? 4 books about building robots, because I’m interested in that, but also because I’m using them for design ideas for the new sculptures I’ve been making.
