Burr and Hamilton to Radio Show Host: "Hello America! We're Back!"
Pushcart Prize Nominee Gabe Durham recently sat down with founding fathers Alexander Hamilton and Aaron Burr on his fictional radio show as they came clean about their bumpy past and their ruddy future. Thanks for the transcript Gabe!
For the first time in the history of the world, Orville Wright has agreed to interview Amelia Earhart for a library blog. All thanks must go to renowned fictioneer Rachel Glaser for making this possible.
As a top flier, there are many unaccountable dangers, what are your opinions of the Bermuda triangle? Or do you deny its existence(these are modern times)?
Aristotle, thank you for agreeing to be interviewed. Your popping corn will be delivered to your cave shortly. I promise it is most delicious. First question, I went to Purdue, I am a Boilermaker, what school did you go to?
Boilermaker? Nevermind. Observation is my school and I go to school every day.
I have heard that you were the last person to acquire all knowledge.
Yes. I have swam the deepest seas the sciences have to offer.
The writer Scott McClanahan overheard the following conversation between Frank James and John Browns. It was five in the morning, and they were sitting across the table from each other at a Hardee's. He was able to transcribe it for our benefit. Thanks Scott!